can anybody translate that for me, please??

[LIsa]

黃小玲+小燕子+小豬的來信. thank you very much

[Dr_aggie]

mail from Huang xiaoling, Xiao Yanzi (little swallow bird), and Xiao Zhu (little pig)

[mario]

Can you write my name in chinese Mario and my freinds jeremiah?

[turner]

yours : 马里奥
your freind's : 杰里迈亚

[%sig%]

[joe shmoe]

how do you say nooooooooo in chinese or whatever that lanuge is???
) loser

[turner]

不.........................

[%sig%]

[ash]

Ni de shengri shi na yitjan?
Wo de shenri shi eryue shiliuri.
Ding yun, tamen dou zai nar tiao wu. ni kan, nage nianqing de gunjang shi riben ren, wo gei nimen JieshaoJieshao.
Hao. Bulang Xiansheng, nin zuo, Women qu kankan ta.
Qing ba.
Zhege Zhongguo guniang hen piaoliang.
Wo shuo Palanka geng piaoliang.
Shi ma?
Ta xiang ta mama.