Malaysian Hokkien kia

[yeobh]

Children is kina kia
Bird is chiao kia
Korean Car is Kia
Give birth is se kia
Furniture is Ikea
Police is mata kia

Small house is chu kia
Country name is Czechoslovakia
Puppy is gao kia
Chicken is kuey kia
Rabbit is tu kia
H/phone is nokia
I'm Hokkien kia,
Malay is huan kia
Hindu is kit leng kia
Kuai lou is ang mo kia
Chinese is teng lang kia
Japanese is jit pun kia
Bad Guy is phai kia
Good Guy is ho kia

Person who read this message is Gong Kia
If you laugh, you are Siow Kia
Feel better, live better-lah
ok, go back to work

[Casey]

I have read the above posting and became a gong kia and siow kia too because I laughed. Here are some more of the "kia" being spoken in both Malaysia and Singapore:

Spectacles is bak kia
Guava is pak kia
Wooden clog is cha kia
Playful guy is thiong kia
Trouble maker is giat siau kia
and
if you got a shock,
you are tio che kia.

[taiwanese]

魂好笑

連戰是m jia(鼻化音) kia(鼻化音) (不成材ㄝ意思)